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BREAKING NEWS

The HappyDex is at a record high for February. Keep up the happy work!

Edward Norwell will be giving an inspirational speech in Sector D on 02-18-067. Attance mandatory for Central Corp employees.

Two job openings in Sector M. Inquire with Marion ID-3578.

The SocNet servers are down today from 13:00 to 14:30. Norwell recommends spending time on hobbies.

Remember the Central Gala next Saturday.

Please remember to keep your decicents. 21% of employees are within the 5% risk.

A new SIM producer has opened in Sector A. Check it out for some sublime entertainment.