For the curious, this is the content of the News Screen:
The HappyDex is at a record high for February. Keep up the happy work!
Edward Norwell will be giving an inspirational speech in Sector D on 02-18-067. Attance mandatory for Central Corp employees.
Two job openings in Sector M. Inquire with Marion ID-3578.
The SocNet servers are down today from 13:00 to 14:30. Norwell recommends spending time on hobbies.
Remember the Central Gala next Saturday.
Please remember to keep your decicents. 21% of employees are within the 5% risk.
A new SIM producer has opened in Sector A. Check it out for some sublime entertainment.